Thor de France
THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT
THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT
I would watch this just as readily as the Tour de France. It would be amazing. Loki can take the place of Didi the Devil by the side of the road. Tony Stark would want to join, but, given the UCI’s restrictions on cycling technology, would not deign to ride a mere carbon fiber, engine-less, jet-less, arc-reacterless vehicle and would instead choose to mock Thor mercilessly. Cap would fare better, seeking to take up where Lance Armstrong left off—no EPO necessary. The early sprinter’s stages can be decided by who can outride Thor’s hammer—can Cav do it?!—but the first big throwdown comes on the medium mountain stages when breakaway riding over the mountain leads to a head-to-head battle between Thor and Thor Hushovd.
(via fuckyeahcycling)
Source: justbrevity


